Sorry ....

I've been exceptionally quiet on this blog for a couple of weeks. And there's been good reason.

• More client wins means there's less time to waffle;
  
  
• I've been out and about - the A4U Get2Gether last week was a nice mellow affair. It was great to catch up with a few people and make contact with others. The Affiliate Future event was also a cracking affair. I took a couple of days off from the PC to attend and to meet a couple of clients in the big smoke;
  
  
• I've been getting my new corporate redesigned by a fantastic web designer in New Zealand (cough)
  
  
• I've not had anything to moan about. It seems that most people use their blogs to bitch, and to be honest, I'm all out of bitching!
  

Anways, I thought you'd may be interested in registering for this search engine I found. They aim to answer complex questions quickly. So if you had any complex questions what would they be?

Mine are:

• How come J Lil can dance like that and how long will his knees last?
  
  
• Why does QCJ always invite me to Portgual when I'm up to my eyeballs in client work?
  
  
• Why can I never find a hotel even when I've got a map?
  
  
• Why did about 70% of the cars on the M6 always drive in the middle lane when they're over-taking feck all?
  
  
• Why do Liverpool fans think they've got the team ever when they've one only a handful of trophies in the past 20 years?
  
  
• Why do networks hire people that ... (no I said I wouldn't bitch)
  
  
• Why does my iPhone never bloody work when its absolutely essential that I make a call?

Anyways, what's yours? And none about me to replying to emails, msn messages, text messages or phone calls!! ;-)