You Say Wa? Wierd & Interesting Keywords

I was just wondering what drives people here (other than the desire to read fantastic, insightful SEO & affiliate info - cough).

So here's a list of some of the 2,179 keyphrases that has bought the blog search engine traffic:


lee mccoy - shit I'm hot ;-)

initial city link - the enemy!

google trademark policy - topic du jour

myvouchercodes - dodgy gits that steal other affiliate's codes - if I'm wrong either tell me or sue me!

facebookoff

eeepc buy - do you really want to?

ocean finance - one of the reasons we're in this mess perhaps: easy credit
affiliate future - nice people. And even better with the great fuzz ball that is joining them!

brand bidding - the tactic of the lazy and greedy

pazang - I consulted for them

search logic - who? Aren't they starting again with new people - tres suspicious if you ask me!

thorntons chocolates - my heros

asos marketing - all about brand not incremental sales

darren newmark - shame he supports a crap footy team, but he works his backside off!

dilbert marketing - a book most merchants seem to read

goods loaded onto a van - ah back to shitty link

working for asos - why?

kier marston photo - you sick puppy!

mark pearson - tosser. Fanstastic with coins and pancakes apparently

seo recession ppc - think about it!

sheenu aggarwal - lovely

beauty icon - I wish I could write what I really thought

quick google indexing - come speak to me!

going to barbados - maybe hey?

millwall tattoo - why the hell would you want one?

nick robinson asos - misguided

page similarity checker - useful!

pr guaranteed - yep we offer that

the lazy affiliate - Brand bidders of the world unite

direct to merchant google - try building content sites

div visibility - dodgy!

duplicate title tags - don't do it

helen southgate - my hero

kennedyassissination - yep I ownt the domain name

neil mitchell search logic - ah my lamb chop

sam applegate - was bidding on brand terms when he should be!

got a degree in economics - yep, but don't hold it against me!

mazda rx8 altogether ads - I'm waiting

nic cordingly - never seen his glass empty

advanced mp3 josh - great guy

affiliate cash flow - many affiliates forget about htis

affiliate future brand bidding - they'll rip your head off!

affiliate marketing illegal - who told you that?

affiliate programme advice - where is she?

affiliate redirects - crucial

affiliate shop window - doesn't work with non alphanumeric terms

affiliate window cost of set up - ask them not me

affiliate's favourite network - not telling ya.

baconology - yep I'm starving

bidding on brand terms - try working for a living

brand bidding closed groups - get some mints and knee pads. Yes Kieron I know you don't like me saying that but I don't give a shit

brands social shopping - going to be hot

buy.at closed groups protection - no comment!

can you make money on facebook - yes

consultancy rates 2008 - email me

consumer is king - yep, even stupid ones

content affiliates - my friends

dgm affiliates good brand policy - I'll ask Helen

dgm team olympics - so looking forward to that!

dilbert mccoy - that hurt!

div seo invisible div - look I said don't do it alright!?!

does lovehoney.co.uk use amazon - I don't know. Have you tried looking?

emma delaforce - the happiest person at Webgains :-)

female phones - you turn them on by pressing a button. I'll get my coat!

find-me-a-gift seo - very good

gadget shop - could do better

get visible lee mccoy - that's me

google affiliates scam - new one to me!

google don't forget - nope! Except for my Christmas present last year!

gravy tanker - wha?

hmv fraud - intersting

how much can you make affiliate - lots

how to get visible on google - ask me

how webgains works - ah, mmm.

i got my pleo from iirobotics - good for you

marketing chickens - we're all chickens

marketing age group 31-40 - you don't have to tell me I' m getting old!

massage parlor warrington - that wasn't me!

mccoy beer - please buy me one!

neil hutchinson affiliate - successful. But a bit of BNB me thinks

paul smith, iwoot - does a good job

pc piri piri chicken - eh?

pleo lee mccoy - it's doing nowt now

promoting massage during a recession - did you really want to search for that?

satish jayakumar - another good guy

seo chocolate - love it

seth godin is shit - nope, just wrong occassionaly

sky seo - they should first start with good customer service and not ripping me off

thorntons affiliate manager - It was Nicola White. Great lass.

top 10 affiliate strategies - do tell

ukwebmedia - how did they get there?

ukwebmedia day part bidding - oh very clever. I never thought of day parting or geo-targetting so merchants and networks can't spot brandbidding!

until what time on a sturday can i expect a city link delivery - never

voucher sites - boring

we're going to barbados - gits

what do i need to know to become a successful business man? - work hard, be different, don't believe the hype

what do you need to work in marketing - a thick skin

what's the uk's nickname - are you kidding me? I could say so much here!

why use affiliate marketing - because it's the most accountable form of marketing

why would i want to work in affiliate marketing - because you work with some great people

woolworth's 0% affiliate commissions - don't get me started

laser tvs mccoy - why you searching for that? What do you know?

lee mccoy lovehoney - nope I don't do anything with them. I consult for a competitor

what is affiliate de-duping? - something that all merchants and networks need to get their heads around!

why i effectively left affiliate marketing - because I saw the industry was getting shafted my selfish people that'd break any rule just to add another fiver.